After a week of Halo

". . . you have to wield it like a weapon to your advantage, otherwise she'll dump you!"

Image and Quotation by Helveck. From Bungie Forums.

This is but one of many, many, awesome stories about Halo relationships. Check out the thread "Love is in the Air" for plenty more good ones. Originially found at Kotaku. Expect to see a few more stories culled from this thread in the near-future.